Saturday, November 11, 2006

no, seriously

(#47 from No One Cares What You Had for Lunch By Margaret Mason)

"Outline ten truths you believe to be universal."

The three worst feelings in the world are:
Being hungry but not knowing what you want to eat

Baby animals will cheer you up no matter how pissed you are.

Everyone can tell if your plant is fake.

People would do more for the environment if they knew how they, personally, were damaging it.

Even if you haven't showered in five days, if you wash your face, you will feel better.

The best vacations are the spontaneous ones, where you go somewhere close by and discover something amazing, like the best place to get breakfast or a neat little shop.

A girl will take a handmade gift over an expensive one any day. And if she doesn't, she isn't worth keeping around.

Retail therapy DOES work, as long as it's not extravagant.

No matter how bad the weather is, people will STILL drive like assholes.

When I check the messages at work, and it says there are six for me to listen to, but two of them are hang ups, it's the best feeling in the world.

What do you think is universally true?

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