mmm, cereal

Time for another installment of “Wisdom for My Children.”

When you get to college, take advantage of every opportunity to go shopping with your parents. Since you’re not around as much, they are more likely to splurge on things for you. They will also buy you a year’s supply of fruity snacks if you can convince them it will help you get better grades.

I went to Sam’s Club with my mom today. I now have about three month’s worth of cereal. I LOVE cereal.

Night,

Cate